Today is the 4th of July and some of you are at parties so here’s your annual reminder that having a pool is not actually a life goal… #4thofjuly #pool #comedian #poolparty #friendshipgoals
Why is it too much to ask that I am tired at the time I need to go to sleep not the time I need to be most productive? #comedian #insomnia #sleepy #adhd
Some Americans have a bigger eagle than others, but we all have at least a little one patriot in there waiting to soar. #standup #4thofjuly #american #comedian
It’s concert season so here’s a reminder of what us middle aged 40 year olds (ish) want from our live music experience #comedian #concerts #parents #millennial
Cal Raleigh wins the home run derby and now has the potential to unite us all. Big Dumper Forever. Go Mariners. #calraleigh #homerunderby #MLB #mariners #comedian #seattle
Forgive WNBA fans, I’m still learning. Minneapolis y’all were fun and gracious, can’t wait to be back in Minnesota #standup #minneapolis #minnesota #WNBA #sports #comedian